About The Cocky Writer

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"Hello," on the lawn. @TonyTheTigersSon via Twenty20

Most writers aren’t cocky

The vast majority of content is bland and forgettable. It doesn’t grab you by the lapels and demand your attention. It doesn’t make you laugh out loud or shed a manly tear. It’s just...there. And that’s a shame because great writing is as powerful as it is rare.

Most writing is dull because most writers aren’t cocky. They write using jargon instead of plain English. They use long words when shorter ones would do. They try to sound smart instead of sounding like themselves. These evil habits lead to boring, formulaic content that either induces sleep or confuses people to the point of no return.

We’re cocky AF

At The Cocky Writer, we don’t do forgettable. We write with confidence, personality, and verve. We use plain English, and we don’t take ourselves too seriously (while taking our work way seriously). We write copy that converts, and have a damn good time doing it. And we’re not afraid to show off. We’re cocky AF. But why wouldn’t we be?

Cocky writing is for bold brands

Cocky writing — like lapsang souchong or a top-of-the-line sports car — is not for everyone. It’s for brands that appreciate quality, flair, and results.

Companies come to our flock because they:

  • need writing that is fresh, exciting, and vibrant
  • long to create content that people actually want to read
  • crave copy that packs a punch
  • want to claim their territory as leader in an industry

If you’re satisfied with vanilla, safe, and uninspired writing, you should probably look elsewhere. If you’re looking for an army of robots to churn out lifeless content for search engines, we’re not the right fit. But if you want a team of expert writers who are talented, fun, and cocky AF, you’re in the right place.

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